The thing is, I'm afraid of porcelain dolls. I'm esp. afraid of clowns. These are not clowns, they are just very ugly and evil-looking girl dolls with dresses on. I keep them in the garage, because I'm concerned about them animating at night and attacking me while I sleep.
Please take them away.
UPDATE: AS OF 3:30pm on Sunday THEY ARE GONE. HOOORAY!! Thanks for all who wrote in commenting on the funnieness of this post, but seriously, I'm just glad they are gone. A nice gal in a yellow Geo took them away.