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Originally Posted: 2012-12-19 3:15pm

To the girl who attempted a B&E this morning - m4w

Hi, I am the guy whose house you tried breaking into this morning around 9:30 AM in Moore on Gale Street. Our conversation was short... You only said "Oh my gosh, oh my gosh..." as you saw me staring back at you through the door blinds. Still, I feel we made a good connection, separated only by inches, the door, and the two locks you were trying to pick. I gave you 15 minutes to make your getaway. Your welcome BTW. I don't know if you were with a professional crew, but please don't try to break into my house again. I'd hate to shoot your cute freckled face. However, if you're up for a legal encounter I'm game.
You know the one.

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