My, my did you ever get me wet! - w4m
How much time did you spend on that car? It was all nice and black and those flames on the fenders. Gorgeous. It must have cost a ton. The chrome wheels and I'm imagining the station wagon model is pretty rare. How odd you'd put a "Bud Man" logo on the back? The vanity Pennsylvania plates were awesome. But, I digress, when I saw your beautiful cheesy little mustache, I got totally hot. Grr. I was ready.
And, then, Oh, my GOD! When you lit up your tires! I mean, right there! In our little neighborhood. Wow! You really, really lit up your tires! Almost brought me right to orgasm! OOOHH! They burned wicked. Gosh, I haven't seen anyone do that since, well, my freshman year of high school.
But, there you were. Those tires just spinning and kicking up so much noise and smoke, I gotta admit EVERYONE turned to look, now. I mean it was just so cool. You must have felt everyone's eyes, too, because you sure kept it up for a long time.
So long in fact that you really got going good.
Imagine how much I lost my arousal when you completely lost control and smashed right into the back of that meat van.
Who was parked.
I suppose it wouldn't have been so bad but, what, would you say maybe 60 people got up to look? I'm really amazed you got out of the car?
I bet the guy who owned that 2005 BMW two-door you also tore the front off of got his painties in a bunch, too.
So, I'm sorry I didn't stick around much longer but you drew quite a crowd and I figured you were gonna be busy for a while. It was amazing that absolutely no one said a word to you. They didn't need to. 'Cause, I'm just guessing you kind of felt, well, just a little stupid?
But, honey, you weren't stupid to me.
I'll buy the cab.