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Originally Posted: 2002-11-25 9:16am

Free Car!!!!!!!!(must take b*tchy girlfriend and unplug my toilet)

FreeOk here is the deal - if you are good at dealing with annoying people and you are good with pluming well this car could be yours NO CHARGE. If you can come over to my apartment and take my girlfriend away and unplug my toilet (the way you do either is up to you, be creative she is very smart and manipulative, and the toilet is REALLY REALLY plugged). That is all I ask and the car is yours FREE OF CHARGE, I will sign the Title over to you after she is gone and I use the bathroom.
 
Or TradeAnother option is this - if you have a very high quality road bike I will consider a trade strait-up. See my girlfriend once said (I don't know if she remembers, but I sure as hell do) that if I EVER won the Tour de France then she would move out and leave me alone and I am sure I could get sponsored like Lance Armstrong and then I could afford to move and hence my toilet problem is solved. So I need a really good road bike for my training. If you have one and would like to trade it for a car I am all ears (& there may be the added benefit of being able to say you owned the bike that won the tour, so you could get some bragging rights out of the deal).
 
Or BuyIf those two options didn't suit you (which I can imagine because not many people own a really nice road bike and she really is a B*TCH) then here is the third option the car is an 86 Honda Accord LX - GOLD - it has lots of miles on it 200000 but I will let you have it for $600 (come on that is damn cheap) and it runs great - no problems. And I promise if you buy it I will time it so my girlfriend is not here so you won't have to meet her, but if you could help me with the toilet I will knock $25 dollars off the price.
 


Serious inquires only!!!!!


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