I had a humbling moment at Home Depot....
Anyway, I winded up playing with this piece of shit machine and I started extending it. It somehow stopped at 6" and it reminded me that I, along with many other average man, have a 6" penis. And it gave me a realistic impression of the length of a 6" penis. And then I push the button again and it extended itself to 11". I also realized that certain African American porn stars have 11" penis. And they put it up random skanky hoe's butts. All a sudden, a surge of internal insecurity and fear hit me like a brick wall. 11" is a long, scary looking cock. What made this even more scary is the fact that when you increase all three dimension of an object, the size increase is (New_length/Old_length)^3. For the people who don't understand this concept, it simply means that a 11" penis has about 6.12 times as much "volume" of penis as a 6" penis. I was humbled and I put down the tape measure and went over to plumbing (no sexual connotations intended) section and picked up a spare plumbing part and walked sullenly to the cash register.
P.S. Girls, please help me feel better and show me that a 6" penis is okay. You might be wondering, how would I help you? Well, stroking it, sucking it and I mean really sucking it like you are trying to drain the manjuice out of me and riding it will help. I promise you that I will not "hurt" you. Send pictures and AIM screen name.
this is in or around Queens