Originally Posted: 2005-02-28 8:53pm
Amazingly pathetic sex-for-rent poster
At least he is inserting some humor into my apartment search...
This guy has been posting at least once a day for 3+ weeks. Today, in desperation, he's switched to updating every hour so he'll always be near the top of the listings.
My roommates and I are laughing our asses off at him. How low will he go...??? It was 500... then 375... now 350... Every day it's a lower rent (as if lowering it that little extra bit will suddenly make those of us who've been seeing his posts EVERY HOUR suddenly decide that sure, what the heck, we would love to pay money to have sex with him). And every day he has a slightly more euphemistic and genteel description of "seeking woman for sex."
His posts are removed by the CL staff and like a good little lunatic he just posts again.
We already have bets on when he will hit $0 and then just start begging (as if he isn't already). Best poster ever.
--------------- his most recent post:
newyork.craigslist.org > manhattan > rooms & shares > Apt. Share for Female
last modified: Mon, 28 Feb 20:27 EST
$350 - Apt. Share for Female
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: 2005-02-28, 8:27PM EST
2BR, living room and kitchen all connected by a long hallway, the BR's are on opposite ends of the apt. High ceilings, well-lit and partially furnished, with an option on some additional furniture. Quiet and safe. Since I'm often away, you would often have the place to yourself. Everything else about the apt will be shared 50/50.
I'm a 35 y.o., professionally-employed and very busy guy - my lifestyle includes quite a bit of domestic and foreign travel. I'm sane, conversational, good company and fun to hang with, but I'm not around on a predictable basis these days. Since I'm also not involved with anyone, I'd like to meet someone who's interested in being more than just a roommate - someone who's attractive and fit, intelligent, worldly - a female interested in sharing good times when I'm around and occasional playful, intimate fun in a mutually beneficial living arrangment. In return, I want to offer a very reasonable rent - money isn't everything!
I'm handsome, with a head full of dark hair and blue eyes; athletic; lived in Europe for 5 years and have dual citizenship. I may even move back to Europe someday, I like it there so much.
I'd appreciate replies with recent photos.
this is in or around Manhattan