"Twas the Night Before Christmas"
I searched high and low for the connection I missed
The Rants and Raves all posted with care
Racism, sexism, the unjust and unfair
While people debated over fat versus thin
“The Asian thing” is posted over and over again
Men search for women and send them their pics
They get no response because they’re pics of their dicks
Women post their long list of holiday wishes
Which include tall, dark and handsome and must do the dishes
Casual encounters you may post your inner desires
A blowjob, a threesome, a pussy on fire
A poster shares his thoughts on the state of our nation
While another one seeks out mutual masturbation
So with the tap of the keyboard and click of the mouse
You can be entertained without leaving the house.
So to the loners, idealists, lovers and even the far right
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
this is in or around Craigslist