Hi,
I need a triple bypass surgery and want to have it done ASAP.
We don't have any funds at the moment, but I'll have a friend videotape the whole procedure, and you can have a copy of the DV tape. We're also planning to pitch the idea to some honchos at HBO, so you'll be in on the Ground Floor!
It shouldn't take more than 6-7 hours.
No amateurs - Experienced Heart Surgeons ONLY!