Originally Posted: 2004-05-11 04:34 (no longer live)
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OMFG, Gay porn guy across the courtyard, WT fucking F?????

Dear gay porn guy-

What in the fucking fuck is your problem? I mean shit, I have given up at least a gallon of spew to jenna jameson, so please dont let me get in the way of your porn viewing addiction, but jesus, why in the fuck is it EVERY TIME, and I do mean E V E R Y T I M E I look out my window, I have to see some man fucking on your 80's budget model television set??? WHY??? Can I like, GIVE YOU MONEY so you can get some blinds for your house? My friends come over and they are all, "hey, is that guy.. AWWWWWWWW MAN, that guy was watching gay porn the LAST time I was over here!" Dude, if its like hours when people are awake, bet on being able to see gay porn out across the courtyard of my building. And you know who you are you gay porn freak. Whats with that bird you have in a cage? Thats just wrong, but a completely different rant, none the less.

So, gay porn guy, I commend your effort to jerk off 37 times a day, and while the occasional glimpse of man fucking is good comedy for a straight guy, do me, and everyone in my building (yeah, its made the elevator small talk) a favor and CLOSE YOUR FUCKING BLINDS YOU GAY PORN WATCHING FREAK!


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