I have roughly 60 Pez dispensers, all free to a good home. If you're a collector, you would want to know that most of these are recent and not all that valuable. If you're not a collector, may I suggest you take these off my hands and become one? Artists, why not make a giant sculpture made of Pez? Writers, use these as your inspiration for a Pez haiku:

Santa, Mickey, Pooh
It's been swell, but you must go
I have too much Pez

The only hitch is that you must pick them up at 6th and 50th between 10am and 6pm weekdays. The group includes Happy Valentine's day Pez, Muppets, bugs, Disney characters, halloween Pez, and an absurd number of Santa Pez. Your kids will love them, even if you don't have any. Please take my Pez. I have too much respect for the Pez to throw them away, but they are cluttering up my office.