Time Travel Testing
This is not a joke.
I'm looking for 1-2 individuals to help me test my time machine.
We recently completed our first mission in the Time Travel Transport (TTT) and it worked flawlessly. I was left relatively unscathed. We know, once perfected, that this will change the world we live in and will literally "re-write history".
I would like to build a small team to help me. I will be doing the actual computer work, but you should have a decent knowledge of computers. A knowledge of different eras in history would be very helpful (clothing styles, regional dialects, etc.)
As a team member, you will accompany either myself or my assistant into the past or the future. As you can expect, you will have to pass a physical/mental examination, and although we believe the process to be very safe, we cannot guarantee your safety 100%.
Please forward all relevant information
-a photo if you would like
_relevant experience (we realize this will probably be very little)
-and most importantly, why you should be picked.
Currently, compensation is very little (a monthly stipend). But, we envision a market for our product very soon and you will be compensated accordingly.
We ask that participants be in the New York City area, or be willing to relocate.
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Compensation: Small monthly stipend
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this is in or around NYC Area