Dear bathroom stall writer,

I'm sorry, I may be confused but I could have sworn you wrote "For a great blow-job meet me in this stall between April 14th - 16th, 3:30-4pm."

Well, I was there on Monday, eagerly awaiting my "great BJ" and then again on Tuesday and you didn't show up. I must admit the thought did cross my mind not to show up again today but lo and behold, 3:30 rolled around and again I found myself in the pre-determined stall (selected by you btw) and again - no you.

Have you moved locations? or perhaps got caught in traffic or something? Or perhaps you've changed your hours of operation?

sigh

oh well, there's always the next stall I guess, but my friends tell me that that guy's more of a practicing amateur. Hopefully you'll read this and think of others (boy you should've seen the line! your pr guy really gets the word out).
sincerely,

neglected