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Best of Craigslist http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ Best postings from craigslist.org, selected by readers en-us Copyright 2008, craigslist.org webmaster@craigslist.org webmaster@craigslist.org http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ Best of Craigslist Collection 2008-03-30T23:55:15-04:00 2 daily Kissing lessons http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nfk/624675990.html Are you a woman? Are you tired of guys complaining that you are a horrible kisser? Would you like to learn some new techniques in a fun and safe environment? Well you are in luck my friend! Right now you can take advantage of this once in a lifetime offer. I'm offering FREE, thats right, absolutely FREE kissing lessons to the first 500 women who apply. So don't delay, those 500 free offers are going fast! If you act RIGHT NOW you will receive training on the following types of kisses: 1.) French kissing 2.) Eskimo kissing 3.) Electric shock kissing 4.) Ear kissing 5.) Neck kissing 6.) Spiderman kissing 7.) Breath Kissing 8.) Underwater Kissing 9.) Vacuum Kissing And much much more!!!! So what are you waiting for?? Here are some testimonials from people just like you who have gone through this 5 hour course and come out the other side an expert kisser!! "I used to kiss guys and their reaction was always the same, they would say "you are not a very good kisser, I'm dumping you". But now thanks to this amazing course I've received all kinds of compliments, and I'm married now!!" - Katie (A Real customer) "I used to never get a date, but thanks to this kissing course I can really impress a guy with my tongue abilities, and he will overlook the fact that I am 600 pounds! All thanks to these amazing kissing lessons!!" - Jane (Not just a figment of my imagination) There you have it, so what are YOU waiting for? Pick up the phone now! And then put it back down and send me an email for an awe inspiring experience!! You won't regret it!! <ul class="blurbs"> <li> Location: Hampton <li> it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests</ul> webmaster@craigslist.org 2008-03-30T23:55:15-04:00 Copyright 2008, craigslist.org http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nfk/624675990.html Kissing lessons text A heartfelt plea: Sell me your working vacuum cleaner http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nfk/485865778.html My wife's vacuum cleaner is the loudest thing ever (even louder than her snoring) and my wife hates it because it barely works (kind of like her brother) so she has given me an ultimatum: buy me another one or I start randomly deleting things on your TiVo. People of Virginia Beach, I humbly implore you to sell me a working vacuum cleaner (bonus if it comes with attachments) for $25. I am not a single mother with eleventy kids looking for pity, I am but a man looking to protect the greatest gift one can have, a TiVo. This Thanksgiving when I sit with my family to wolf down my meal in 10 minutes that took my wife 5 hours to prepare because I have the football game paused in the other room, it is you who I will be most thankful for. So please sell me a vacuum for $25. Don't do it for me. Don't do it for my family. Do it for TiVo. It will earn you "Save Until I Delete" status in my heart forever. And 25 bucks. UPDATE: Dear fellow Listafarians, usually I would delete afterward, but since it is Thanksgiving, I wanted to thank you all for your tremendous outpouring of support (and marriage proposals). Because of viewers like you I now have a new vacuum and my TiVo is safe. May you all receive the equivalent of a karmic PBS tote bag. Craig bless us everyone (except you, creepy old man who invited me to "help myself" to anything in his basement. I'm not falling for that one. Again.) Best Wishes, Random Guy on the Internet  <ul class="blurbs"> <li> Location: 23451 <li> it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests</ul>  webmaster@craigslist.org 2007-11-21T16:33:54-05:00 Copyright 2008, craigslist.org http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nfk/485865778.html A heartfelt plea: Sell me your working vacuum cleaner text