Originally Posted: 2009-12-13 4:44pm
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favorite this post Teach me how to kiss - w4m

I need a guy to teach me how to kiss. Ideally, it shouldnít last longer than five minutes, seeing as how most guys creep me the fuck out. Iíll give you five dollars, so itíll be like earning a dollar a minute. Think about it, thereís a recession going on. Who wouldnít want five dollars in times like these? If money doesnít appeal to you, Iíd be more than happy to do your homework for you (Iím Asian).

I prefer a guy who doesnít have bad breath, open sores, or a mental disorder. Also, itíd be nice if youíre not a geriatric (30+ yrs) or jailbait (-18 yrs).

Just a warning, thereís a strong possibility that I may run away mid-kiss. Please donít take offense, and you can keep the five dollars.

Please respond with a picture, I want to make sure you donít have any lesions or swollen lymph nodes.

:)


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