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Originally Posted: 2009-02-27 5:56pm

you littered on the metro - w4m

I rode the metro this afternoon from Georges-Vanier to Vendome.
You sat next to me and were wearing a tuque.

You were trying to open up some sort of electronic device that was shelled in tough plastic.
I watched as you tried jamming your keys through the packaging and failed repeatedly to retrieve what was on the inside.
I found the way you would scowl and swear to yourself every few seconds charming and it was when you threw your hands up in the air in despair that I really swooned.
I really wanted you to get the prize on the inside while I was there to witness it-

That was until you ripped a part of the packaging off and threw it away on the floor of the metro car without skipping a beat.
You discarded your garbage onto the rest of the passengers, without a care in the world.
The spell was over, and your childish fits of rage were no longer cute to me.
I fell in and out of love with you during a three stop metro ride.
I all of a sudden hated you. and your stupid electronic thing.


I hope you never get through that packaging.

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