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22 Nov 2009 - Mythic Loft Castle

29 Oct 2009 - Looking for an average guy for average sex

22 Oct 2009 - Need 2 premoters, 2 cooks, 1 doctor and 4 strong men: Exp. Spacecraft

20 Oct 2009 - Shared Smile/ Brief Eyecontact? w4m - w4m

07 Jun 2009 - Sweet Maverick seeks Commitment-Minded Professor or Researcher

22 May 2009 - Sick of showering alone with vodka martinis

27 Feb 2009 - you littered on the metro - w4m

26 Feb 2009 - Con U muslim lesbo looking for sweaty "ententes" with Jewish McGillian

30 Oct 2008 - Dear Montreal

26 Oct 2008 - Necrophiliac seeking corpse

17 Jul 2008 - We live together

15 May 2008 - To the cute microbiologist who's gonna examine my stool - w4m

22 Apr 2008 - Looking for gamer guy! PST!

17 Apr 2008 - the people at second cup are like so rude

09 Dec 2007 - Large Glass Jar (possibly containing a ghost)

14 Aug 2007 - Gorgeous Couch - Pic in link

06 Aug 2007 - to the girl on the metro with the cleavage - m4w

23 Feb 2006 - Your overpriced items insult Craigslist MTL user intelligence