Originally Posted: 2009-11-01 4:13pm
Wanted: DEAD Ringneck Dove
In return for one (1) DEAD Ringneck Dove you will receive one (1) LIVE Ringneck Dove of unknown age. The dove’s name is “Baby” though you will be more than welcome to rename it. We believe it is a “he”, in part because it has never laid an egg of any kind. My wife has had this dove for 15+ years, we keep thinking it will die one of these days, but it just likes life too much. My wife will not let us get rid of it, nor will let me “help it meet it’s end”, the only way this will work for me is if the death appears to be of natural causes. All I need to do is get your dead dove, give you my live dove, you’re happy, and I’m happy. My wife will not be disappointed in coming home to her dead dove, she’s ready for a quiet house too. Pictures are attached, though they all look alike to me anyway.
Please help me out, I’ll be checking emails eagerly. Close to Missoula preferred, and I know that time will be of the essence for a successful dove-swap, so I’ll be ready to act on something with short notice.
- Location: Missoula
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests