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Originally Posted: 2005-06-04 2:13am

A girls random dating thoughts....

Sometimes, when I get bored in the rnr section, I check out “men seeking women”…
(Cause I’m pretty sure one of these times, Mr. Right will magically appear.)

Disclaimer: I don’t read what the “women seeking men” post, and I’m SURE its just as bad, so I’m not TOTALLY calling just the guys dorks. But I gotta ask, when looking for a date/mate, do you READ what you’ve written before you actually post it?!?!


Dudes:

1. Posting your pic with your X scratched out… bad.
Very, very bad.
Either DELETE that half of the picture or don’t post it. We don’t like picturing what a potential mate looked like with his old one. And it's pretty cheesy.

2. If you’re too embarrassed to post your pic without blurring your face, don’t bother.
First, get a backbone, THEN come back to CL.

3. Try getting a buddy to take your pic for you. It makes you look desperate AND lonely of you take it yourself, and it's better if we can see more then just your nipples up.


The following are EXACT quotes:

“I am not a hilly belly”
Shit!! That’s exactly the kinda guy I was looking for!!

“I see the married state as a hellishly dangerous and frightening state. It scares me to death.”
Lovely. A chick NOT looking for a relationship is scared of this guy. Why is he bothering to post? And like anyone would REALLY answer???

“I know that many women love to watch a man pleasure himself”
Uhhhhh, not really.
It’s like filling up the gas tank or mowing the lawn… All girls know guys do it, but trust me; we don’t usually want to be a part of it.

“Hit me up and maybe I will send you a picture.”
MAYBE!?!?!? WTF?!?!?!?!?!
YOU send a picture FIRST buddy!!! You’re the one looking for a date.
Butt-tard.

“height weight proportionate”
To what: A building? An elephant? The moon?
Nice p.c. way of saying you're probably a fat ass.

“I used to be a nice guy.”
Great!! Now what? You’re an asshole? Perfect - I’m a bitch!!

“I like having drinks or puffing and then having some drinks.”
Super! Then can I introduce you to my mom?

“I’ve heard not merely complements, but bold and insistent ones about my handsomeness”
Wow. Bold AND insistent? Riiiight…. That’s why you’re posting on a message board!! You must be super-smart too!!

“I Just moved here from Southern Florida”
A Minnesota chick does not want you. You won’t be staying.

“Seeking an intelligent woman”
Really?? Not a dumb one? Well, I'll be damned…

“a woman who can understand the benefits of 'owning a man”
Women like to own: homes, cars, nice clothes, lot’s o’ shoes, diamonds & jewels, but we like our MEN to be MEN.
Know what you want.


Finally,

Hey, Cheese dude - make yourself known!!


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