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Originally Posted: 2009-11-29 12:52pm

Seeking Eunuch

I have been in the pornographic films industry for several years and I'm so sick and tired of dicks I can hardly stand it! If you have no genitals or are willing to have them removed then you may be the man for me.

I do not like and absolutely refuse to take part in any of the following:
dirty sanchez
strawberry shortcake
flaming dragon
donkey punch
cincinati bowtie
hot lunch
golden showers
cleaveland steamer
the Paul Rubins
gramma sophie's curtains
the Pittsburg landfill
I'm a mac and I'm a pc
how to lose a guy in ten gays
or any other sexual act of any kind.

If this sounds like your idea of a good time then get in touch.

serious inquiries only. No weirdos please.

  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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