You are fucking kidding, right? Just so I've got this straight; you want me to lick your pussy for hours and pay you for it??

I'll tell you what.... instead, why not pop round to my flat, worship my feet, suck my cock, make me cum and swallow the lot, then make me dinner, tidy my flat, wash up and do my ironing while I play Gran Tourismo (don't worry - I'll lift my feet up so you can hoover round me). And then you can leave the cash on the table on your way out.

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