Originally Posted: 2005-09-23 10:51pm
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I accidentally molested my cat...
So...I haven't had a boyfriend in 7 months. I was cuddling my cat today and we got to snugglin' and I started kissing his soft face and snuggling him harder and the kisses got longer and longer and he has such a great sense of intimacy and he was purring and purring and I was kissing his neck and his tummy and then all of a sudden he jumped up and looked at me like I was the biggest pervert on earth. We were both totally uncomfortable. I haven't seen him since.
I need a man! Help me! Help my Cat!