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Originally Posted: 2003-09-30 8:50pm

The Craigslist Rap

So I was desperate for a roommate and I heard one of my coworkers say,
"You gotta check out CL, it is the place."

So I stumble my way on, to see what I could find.
Turns out that this web site is one of a kind.

I found a roommate - that part was was no sweat,
But now I can't stop reading - this site is the best!

So once I sold my furniture, and got a girl a job,
I had nothing more to do on CL, all I could do was sob!

But then I find a little link, it's a section for dating
Meeting my match on CL, that must be degrading!

But alas, I click, and I read and I scan
There's so many girls, even some from Japan!

I like Asian girls, so that works out for the best
I think they're cute, even though most lack breasts.

It doesn't matter though, there's still a ton of cuties,
all shapes, sizes, even some with ghetto booties!

(chorus)
This is my Craigslist Rap.
It's the best place around
even thought it's full of crap.

Kittens, jobs, and hookers,
for what more could you ask,
after eight hours,
CL is still a blast

So I decided that it was my time, to write a couple ladies
I summoned all my witty thoughts, and got really creative
I wrote things like, "I'm fun, laid back, and from the east,"
I even include a pic of me, for their eyes to feast

I checked my mail, clicked and clicked, but there was none
After all the work I did, where was my CL fun?
Sure enough, my fate was true, no one wrote me back,
maybe I should've told them what I'm like when I'm in the sack

But that's when I realized something very true
For every girl, there's 80 guys, what is one to do?
Call it quits, perhaps give up, never try again?
No way, no how, Craigslist rides again!

New strategy, post an ad that was all about me
If someone responded, it certainly would be sweet
Sure enough, I got a couple of replies
But from weird girls...and a handful of guys.

(chorus)
This is my Craigslist Rap.
It's the best place around
even thought it's full of crap.

Kittens, jobs, and hookers,
for what more could you ask,
after eight hours,
CL is still a blast

So here I am, after 8 months of the list
And finally, things start to twist
I've met a few nice girls, and some have been the pits,
There was one girl, I ended up sucking on her tits

But all that's done, I'm sick of the whole game
What I'm really looking for is a girl that's kind of sane
Is that such a hard thing to find these days
It is in West Hollywood, where everyone is gay

Seriously, if I'm your kind of guy, smart, funny
please go ahead and reply
Please understand, that this little rap is in jest,
On our first date, I don't expect you to get undressed.

Sincerely,
A loyal CL reader




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