Originally Posted: 2003-08-31 8:07pm

To the person who stole my car Saturday evening ...

If you're the person who stole my Toyota Echo off 6th St. in Santa Monica Saturday evening, could you please return the library books I left on the shotgun seat? Just drop 'em off at any branch of the LA public library.

You can keep all of the fencing gear in the back seat -- my lucky epee, mask, glove, etc. You can keep the tattered maps in the glove box. You can spend all of my parking quarters in that slot on the driver's side. You can keep the bike rack in the trunk. You can keep the card on the dash that gets me into the garage at work. You can even change the radio presets. But please, return the library books. I'd really appreciate it if you return the books. Thanks.

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