Originally Posted: 2003-08-27 10:19am
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ATTN: SLACKERS! Fun, casual, un-job
SEEKING LAZY SLACKER
Powerful company representing high profile celebrities seeking assistant to hang out with famous people. Must enjoy slouching on the couch and eating gourmet food (meals catered). Dress code is rolled-out-of-bed casual.
Occasional driving of luxury vehicles required, but if you don't have a
valid driver's license, you can just ride in the back while your assigned
famous client drives.
Smokers encouraged and some alcoholic beverage consumption is required. Somewhat overweight and not "Hollywood beautiful" okay. No experience, resume, or inherent skills necessary. Wannabes welcome. Please have flexible schedule and be glitter-tolerant.
Occasional hand-holding or other PDA may be required, but is at your discretion. Must be willing to stand aside during photo ops. No limelight stealers!
Compensation: $150 per day
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
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this is in or around Los Angeles