Hey There, Naked Guy
You - the sub-neanderthal that sent me a head to toe naked photo of yourself in your messy office with your erect cock in your hand.
The way the light caught the clutter over your shoulder. The way the cheap digital camera shot brought out the color of your hair...all of it. Where have you been all my life? I'll bet you get a lot of 'action' this way but I still feel like the luckiest girl alive. Thanks naked guy. You had me at New Mail.