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Originally Posted: 2003-07-10 1:46pm

RAFTEOCA needs all the help it can get!

Rid the earth of all half-witted conceptual artists. Each one which is eradicated gives the world (art-, social-, and otherwise) fifty (50) evolution points. You will also receive 10 karma points, which can be applied to this, or any other life/lifetime.

Evidence of rehabitilated or incapaticated artists should be made available in any public fora, but is not necessary to receive aforementioned compensation.

-RAFTEOCA

(Real Artists for the Eradication of Conceptual Artists)

P.S. Also going around is a petition to force a 3 year waiting period for CalArts Fine Arts graduates to move into the Silverlake/Los Feliz area. After which there is a 12 month probationary period which allows ejection of the "artist" if suspected of (but not limited to) the following:

1. Conceptual Art
2. Possession of a musical instrument with intent to form a band.
3. Parting the hair in an unusual manner (particularly in the back of the head), simulating the effects of going to bed right after taking a shower and putting styling products in one's hair.
4. Wearing glam-rock t-shirts
5. Wearing excessive paint on your jeans/shoes/overalls in public, or otherwise rockin' the "artist" image.
6. Wearing mesh baseball caps.


This is similar to the directive passed last year imposing a waiting and probationary period upon world music graduates, and a ban on all world music students, from living in Venice.

Please help this get passed!



Compensation: The satisfaction of knowing that you've taken one more doltish and lazy conceptual artist off the street - also fifty (50) world evolution points and ten (10) karma points!



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