OH MY GOD, BECKY. THAT BLACK MAN IS STEALING MY SHIRT.
What were you trying to attract a new man? Lemme give you a clue: Pimps don't do laundromats, they dry clean.
Secondly, maybe next time you should take a moment to access the situation (i.e. ME taking MY clothes out of MY dryer - not taking YOUR silly t-shirt [ which probably read "I wish these were brains"] out of yours) before accusing me of stealing your clothes.
(I know the sight of Negroes removing clothing from dryers might make you so nervous that you are too alarmed to actually THINK.
However you should realize that we live in a New Age.
Black people can now purchase clothing.. We even wash them. In public no less.
Time to update your script, Suzie).
And thirdly, don't fucking touch me unless you're handing me my money.
What a trip! Thank you for confirming everything we've ever believed about you idiots.
Yes. You ARE, like, sooooooooo sorry.