Originally Posted: 2009-06-04 3:55pm
Found: empty beer bottles.
Attention! I've found a half finished Keystone Light, an empty fifth of Smirnoff vodka, and and one empty Corona with a lemon wedge. They were abandoned in my yard, alone and scared. Right now, they are staying in the empty Bud Light box with a litter of empty Smirnoff Light bottles in my garage. One of them is injured from being run over with a lawn mower, but is being nursed back to health. They are so cute, and all of them are housebroken! I am looking for a good home for these little foundlings, but they are a pack - I won't have them broken up. If you are a white trash piece of shit who enjoys drunk driving around the neighborhood at 2 am and throwing your shit on everyone's yard, I think these would make an adorable addition to your trailer park.
- Location: Kansas City, MO
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