Have you always wanted to go back in time to kill Hitler or chill with t-rex? Are you in need of some parts for your homemade time machine? DO I HAVE THE DEAL OF THE CENTURY FOR YOU!
Control a steady stream of electrons with this big honkin' 38" cathode ray tube. Slight modification will allow you to accelerate all sorts of particles at massive speeds to disrupt the space-time continuum.
Or are you perhaps in need of a source of cadmium for a nuclear fission control rod? CRT's are probably full of it! You can be on your way to infinite energy in a matter of days!
This amazing piece of equipment is being given away... FOR FREE! Even comes with original plastic shell. Just come on by and pick it up whenever!