I am a lonely pile of dirt who needs a new home. I am a loyal pile of dirt and will not run away or crap in your neighbors yard. I am very easy to get along with and you can walk all over me. I just need a hole to live in. Or I am happy to just spread out over your yard. Whatever. Please come pick me up at xxxxxxxxxxxxx

My owner will remove the ad as soon as I find a new home.

Update June 2 @ 10:14PM I am still here....

• Location: Grapevine
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