Originally Posted: 2012-12-18 16:10 (no longer live)
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FOUND: Adorable, stupid cat. Please save him from himself.

We found this guy in our back yard on 12/17, yowling in the rain, even though we have an awning under which he could have been staying dry. We decided to feed and water him, and put him in our cellar overnight. When I went to check on him this morning, his ass was sticking out of the ceiling. He had thoroughly wedged himself between the beams and gotten himself stuck. (I guess he was trying to be Basment Cat and Ceiling Cat at the same time.) I rescued him (again) and brought him inside, where I gave him a bath (narrowly escaping with my life). He is now asleep on my bed. Alas, I cannot keep him, because we already have four cats of our own.

Who needs a kitten? Kittens are cute, but this older model (approximately 2 or 3 years old) comes with all these great features:

  • Medium-length, silky black coat, freshly shampooed
  • Huge, soulful golden eyes that stare STRAIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL
  • Speaks all 37 dialects of Felinese, and can sing (I think he's a tenor)
  • Quality, deep rumbling purr when contented
  • Litter box trained.
  • Two impressive testicles**
  • Endearing stupidity.

** You MUST be willing and able to take him to the vet and have him neutered and vaccinated! This is NON-NEGOTIABLE.

If you can give this gorgeous idiot a home, please call:

555-555-5555. NO TEXTS, PLEASE!

Thanks, and Happy Christmahannukwanzayule!


  • Location: N 5th Street
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