FOUND: Adorable, stupid cat. Please save him from himself.
Who needs a kitten? Kittens are cute, but this older model (approximately 2 or 3 years old) comes with all these great features:
- Medium-length, silky black coat, freshly shampooed
- Huge, soulful golden eyes that stare STRAIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL
- Speaks all 37 dialects of Felinese, and can sing (I think he's a tenor)
- Quality, deep rumbling purr when contented
- Litter box trained.
- Two impressive testicles**
- Endearing stupidity.
** You MUST be willing and able to take him to the vet and have him neutered and vaccinated! This is NON-NEGOTIABLE.
If you can give this gorgeous idiot a home, please call:
555-555-5555. NO TEXTS, PLEASE!
Thanks, and Happy Christmahannukwanzayule!
- Location: N 5th Street
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests