I was the dude who swallowed gravel during a cycling disaster at the construction zone near the Blue Danube. You were the "ohhhh shit" out of my right ear moments before impact. Damn, that hurt. Thanks for insisting that I go to the hospital. They charged me $5900 for a cat scan and an 11 hour wait in the ER. You were sure that it would be pretty cheap even though I don't have insurance. You owe me $5900 or a bunch of BJ's; your call.

• Location: Clintonville
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