centaur level rarer than unicorn BS!!!!!
Anyways its shitty and I cant find the ad and everything is ruined. I'm so distraught right now I might just go play Skyrim and fap.. and fap and fap and fap.
And if that sexy classy lady reads this I would totally want to hook you up with some nicely sculpted beard lovin... serious like not duck dynasty but like most intersting man in the world but as a young guy with raging hormones and built like a 6'5" firetruck... not fireman but a mothertruckin fire truck!
And I'm supersmart and funny and charming and a great conversationalist... and humble as all hell! I'm so laid back and on the ball it's shidiculous. And I invent words!
And whether or not you are that special lady I would like to offer all the ladies of this great country pretty much the same offer. and I'm not trying to make money off this venture... nay nay... I work pro boner
- Location: calgary
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