Originally Posted: 2005-08-15 11:10am
Let's Fuck - The Follow-Up
48 hours ago, I posted the following ad in CE:
I want a man to bang me hard.
Then I want to suck your cock until you pass out from cumming so much.
Do whatever you want to me; I just want to leave your place exhausted.
Mostly, I wanted attention and that is exactly what I got. 48 hours after I posted and 122 individual responses later, this was the product (there is some overlap, as sometimes replies fit into more than one category):
7 questioned my authenticity.
17 requested a response email before they produced pics, stats, or anything of substance (these folks were not included in the "questioned authenticity" column).
3 used conventional grammar.
22 were "ready to go," sight unseen.
5 sent a cock pic (I guess guys are finally listening to females' requests not to see cock pics before face pics).
36 sent face or clothed pics.
1 promised that he was very hot.
14 gave me a detailed account of what they planned to do with me.
10 were polite.
34 appeared to use their real full names.
2 were not currently residing in America.
33 sent me stats in lieu of pics.
6 impressed me and made me really want to reply.
4 were hot enough not to give me a second look if we had met in real life.
2 made me genuinely laugh (at their jokes, not at them).
2 were married.
2 wrote me poems.
2 sent me phone numbers.
1 requested sex as a birthday present.
5 used "cum" as a homonym for "come."
17 assumed that they were too late to get my attention.
7 emailed me more than once.
7 wrote as though they were sending a very formal cover letter for a coveted job.
2 emailed me pornography.
3 sent me emails with no text, just a subject line.
1 had two penises! (I can only assume that was a lifted pic but he seemed earnest in the body of his email.)
1 had puffy nipples.
1 sent a picture of his guitar.
1 sent a picture of a boat harbor for some reason.
1 knows me in real life (although he does not know that).
4 claimed to have never responded to a CE post before.
1 threatened me if I did not reply to his email.
As for whether or not someone actually got me as a result of my original post ... well, some things a lady never spreads ;)