Are you a beautiful woman that has posted a Missed Connection on Craigslist? Did that guy you lusted after never get back to you? Well, I am sorry that I missed your missed connections post. I am way too busy to read every one of these posts so I am going to make this simple. I thought you were hot too. I cant remember where you saw me but I am sure that I noticed you too, so if you will just remind me where we saw each other and what exactly you looked like (a photo would be great for this) I am sure we can pick up right where we left off and you can take me home with you. I will be everything you dreamed of.

Waiting for you...

-- The Guy who missed your Missed Connections post.

* Whatever fantasy you have created in your head since you posted we can play out
** I may look like someone completely different

• Location: here
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests