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Originally Posted: 2008-06-27 5:40pm

Gynecological table ISO a good home

Once upon a time I loved her intensely. She came to me via a Dominatrix, who had acquired her from a birthing center. After years of hard labor, she had come to rest in the sunny corner of my living room, to live out her days quietly napping and collecting dust.

She has always been the ugly red-headed step child of my furniture, but she didn't mind. She would take attention where she got it, even if only a house guest mounting her for laughs. Now she sits around and mopes, taking up my entire living room because I am moving to Japan and won't take her with me.

The home she needs has to be full of love, or queer perversion, or both. Tell me a little about yourself, and why you think you could give her a good home, and she is yours. Creepy guys with pick-up trucks from downstate who want to put it in their house of horrors need not apply.

p.s. You must be able to move it yourself, and yes: there are stairs involved! This takes at least two very strong people, cuz she is a big girl!

  • Location: andersonville
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