I'm like the entire A-Team rolled into one guy
Like B.A. Baracus, I'm good with my hands. I love gadgets. I'm a wiz with all things technical - especially developing hand-coded web sites. I believe web sites are about content, not flashy graphics and doodads. Because I believe that users should not have to know how a web site works to be able to update it, my focus has been on developing easy to use content management systems using MySQL and PHP. I may not be able to throw a guy 20 feet, but my battle cry is pretty intimidating. And while I don't like to fly, you won't have to drug me to get me on a plane.
Like Faceman, people love me. I can schmooze with the best of them. When it comes to customer service, I believe in exceeding expectations. Great customer service goes a long way - people will put up with just about anything if you are honest, empathize with them and treat them with respect.
Like Murdock, I keep things interesting. I can lighten the mood in just about any situation. I'm a little rusty piloting a helicopter but, nevertheless, I'm an essential part of the team.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can e-mail me, maybe you can hire the A-Team.
[Full resume/references available upon request.]