I’m looking for a fun woman with a really bad cold who is willing to share her germs with me via one deep French kiss. I’m entering a distance spitting competition next weekend and spittle density/cohesion do indeed separate the champions from the also rans.
I’m a DWM, 40, professional suit-and-tie type with good personal hygiene. If you are uncomfortable kissing a total stranger, I will gladly buy you a couple drinks and we can talk about things going on in your life. We don’t have to talk about me at all unless you are curious about the spitting trophies I have won.
I won’t hit on you or try to feel you up, but I do expect a deep kiss with effective microorganism transfer. Ideally, your cold bugs are manifesting themselves as hocking congestion –if I can time the cold lifecycle right so that my productive cough is peaking during the finals I am confident that I will carry the day. I will also publicly acknowledge your contribution during my post win remarks.
A meeting near the Damen Blue Line Station would be ideal. Please reply with a picture or detailed description of your expectoration.