Fuck "Mr. Right Now" of Bookcases ...
I think Craig needs to get off his ass and read faster. Craig, Less internet porn, more Flag reading. One dumbass with a mouse can have 40 posts removed from the RnR board in a day, but it takes you a month to come up with 30 or so funny posts. For Pete's sake, it's Friday, something funny please!
Frankly, I think you need to tighten up the game a bit, buddy! Seriously Craig, you have let some real bull shit slip through the cracks lately, for example:
"To the guy who broke into my car last weekend - Thank you"... That same asshole posts on every board once a week...What I would like to hear is how someone broke into your car, left all of your possessions in your parking spot and took off with the vehicle, because I am tired of hearing about how someone stole your "Ace of Base" CD and your iPod car charger. Why do I want to hear about your possesions being left it in the street? Maybe when you have a car charger, but nothing to plug it into, you will have something to bitch about!
"hedge fund trader seeks strap on mistress - m4w - 30"...Wrong in so many ways, its not even funny. Also Garbage!
"ADD ADHD Group Forming....(inside post)...There is a new group forming for people with attention defici HEY LETS GO RIDE BIKES! "...Craig, are you serious, this was a joke on The Simpsons in 1996, not to mention it is in those "jokes delivered to your e-mail" every month.
"I got some big boobs!!!!!"...Normally I would have flagged this for best of, but there is one problem, NO PICS! Thats just stupid, this chick isn't even good at being a slut. She should also tighten up her game, and invest in a digital camera.
"I was the worst girlfriend EVER..." This shitty post didn't even me smile, all I kept thinking was "Get this girl some Prozac and a vibrator!"
Since when did putting the words "An Open Letter to..." get you into the best of? I am tired of reading open letters...CLOSE THE GODDAMN LETTERS! I am now a firm believer that the authors of open letters should be donkey punched.
So Craig, I don't mean to be so harsh, but I only do this because I, as well as the rest of RnR loves you. Consider this something of an intervention. You have become hooked on Garbage posts, and so have your readers. We are here for you, and will do anything you need to help you through this tough time.