Originally Posted: 2004-07-27 3:22pm

Starbucks and/or Caribou Coffee Girl

Hi. I was sitting at (circle one)

  • Starbucks
  • Caribou

in (circle one)

  • Lincoln Park
  • Old Town
  • Gold Coast
  • Wrigleyville


(circle one)

  • working on my laptop
  • working on my laptop while wearing sunglasses
  • with notebooks and papers sprawled out on the table
  • reading the Onion and/or Red Eye and/or Red Streak, taking a break from

studying for (circle one)

  • The Bar Exam.
  • My Marketing Class.
  • My Communications Class.
  • My film class at DePaul.
  • My writing class at Second City.
  • My MBA class at the Gleacher Center.

You were sitting to my right, sipping your
(fill in the blank: write in multi-syllablled coffee beverage name here) ____________________________

I noticed that we glanced at each other a few times, and I even thought I saw you smile at me.
You reminded me of (circle one)

  • Jessica Simpson,
  • A more mature, refined Brittany Spears,
  • An even more anglo Halle Berry,
  • A less slutty Kristen Davis,
  • An angel,

    and I felt a connection to you the moment I saw you. Of course, I
    (circle one. . .or all)

    • was too shy to speak.
    • was too shy to speak because I just got out of a long relationship.
    • was too shy to speak because I need to focus on my studies.
    • was too shy to speak because there are no men anymore in America, just a bunch of little boys.

    On the off chance that you do read this, please hit me back with an email. I feel so stupid for not talking to you when I had the chance.

    this is in or around Corporate Coffeehouses
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