wanted intelligent decision maker / life manager
after 30+ years I have managed to make a mess of my life.
Now i seek professional advisor to make intelligent and informed decisions which will decrease my debt, increase my income/equity, get me healthier and in shape, maximize my sexual opportunities/activities and remove me from drama prone situations...all in all the perfect inner voice, my perfect gut instinct(eg.anti-george kastanza).
You will be on-call 24/7 365 days a year, though if you're really good and my life is in a better place, will only use you as needed.
Those with great lives need only apply, if you can't take care of your own shit, how can you be expected to clean up my shit?
Also, no religious freaks, vegetarians, scientologists, broke-ass no getting laid, smelly, bi-curious, illegal alien, skid-marking, politically correct mf'ers need apply.
thanks in advance of my success
Compensation: negotiable(you will know best)
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