mc with the yoink who has an annoying car alarm
i know that by living in a city like chicago, you take a risk by having a car in the first place. what i can't understand is why your alarm is set at a level where thunder, wind, an old lady using a walker, the buses, the sun rising, other cars driving by, tomcats fighting, a cubs win, a cake falling, six rounds of mario kart, a thought wrapped in a riddle wrapped in an enigma about your car, a librarian shushing a patron twelve blocks away, or the mere possibility of someone using unripe tomatoes causes your alarm to spew its indelicate eight (yes, i counted) types of noises indicating one of the above activities has occured. i don't know exactly what's in the hatch of your hatchback, but i can only presume it is important.
since i am apparently the only person in the neighborhood who bothers to pay attention anymore, i just wanted to let you know that if i took a crowbar to your drivers side window in order to find the alarm and GET SOME FUCKING SLEEP, no one would notice anyway.