Originally Posted: 2011-01-29 1:35am
We are looking to replace the government of Egypt. Please submit your resume for this exciting opportunity to serve under our great leader Mubarak!
- Restoring order
- Talent for hollow platitudes and self deception
- Willing to wear blinders at all times
- Ability to swiftly say the word "yes" to any and all requests
- Experience handing tear gas launchers and shotguns
Salary and compensation contingent on experience and brown nosing. All new hires are given free government issue blinders!
Interviewees are recommended to come prepared for the interview by wearing running shoes and fire resistant clothing… just in case.
- Location: Cairo
- Compensation: Salary and compensation contingent on experience and brown nosing. All new hires are given free government issue blinders!
- Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
- Please, no phone calls about this job!
- Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
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