Originally Posted: 2005-07-11 1:54pm
There seems to be an enormous number of ladies who want to learn how to engage in girl-on-girl sex. So I am offering lessons for the following rates:
How to go down on a girl...$150.00 for the first two hours. You might not want to eat my pussy for two hours and obviously I won't pressure you to, but you'll still have to pay for the full lesson. I charge $25.00 for each addition 1/2 hour. I'll let you go down on me and give you feedback and constructive criticism about your style. I will describe many different techniques and give you ample opportunity to practice. Also, I might be willing to go down on you for free if you're hot, but there's no guarantee on that. And you can't pay me to go down on you so don't ask.
How to suck a girl's titties...$45.00 for 1/2 hour. I'm not really that into having my nipples sucked, but lots of girls do like it, so you need to know how to do it.
Basic fucking...$200.00 for the first two hours and $25.00 for each addition 1/2 hour. This is really a bargain that you cannot afford to pass up--You need to know how to fuck a girl well. Upon completing my lesson, you will have the confidence and know-how to fuck a girl's brains out for hours. And yes, that is what she'll probably want. First I'll show you how to fuck with your fingers (fisting is another lesson, and you have to take basic fucking first). Then I will let you try a variety of toys and other objects. The final portion of the lesson focuses on how to fuck with a strap-on. Trust me, you'll love it. Again, I might fuck you too if I feel like it, but there are no guarantees.
Combo pack...Another amazing bargain...$300.00 for as long as it takes you to master all of the above skills AND more. I will also teach you how to fuck and go down on a girl at the same time; you'll be in trouble if you don't know how to do that. Another advantage of the combo pack is that you will learn about foreplay and communication.
Tribbing...Sorry, you'll have to go elsewhere for tribbing.
Safe-sex practices are used in all of the lessons. Consider this another bonus--you'll be learning it for free!!