Originally Posted: 2005-04-26 3:09pm
FOR RENT: 1979 Woman
I'm travelling during the week so I'm renting out my woman Mon-Fri. Pick up at 9am Monday and drop off Friday at 6pm. You provide transportation. She comes with regular clothes for the week (you provide any specialized items). Cooks pretty well, mostly Italian and French, but she can follow a recipe. Cleans 100 dishes per hour and vacuums 4000 sq ft in one hour. Agile, fully functional with all the usual features. Guaranteed pest free.
Requires credit and medical check on all prospective renters. Unserious inquiries only.