Should I buy a new couch?
Now that George W. Bush has been re-elected (and I helped!), I'm pretty sure that Armageddon and the Rapture are just around the corner. But when? How many months away is it? Because it seems like it would be a shame to spend good money for a new couch only to see it get left behind a few weeks later as I ascend into heaven. If I do get one in these circumstances, how much should I spend?
Any advice? (Preferably Biblical, thanks.)