5 FREE slices of cheese pizza (GONE)
Now you might think this is a bit strange, so an explanation is called for.
My mom came home with a large cheese pizza at about 6:30 pm. The pizza is generic "house of pizza" style pizza, which is really not my thing (too greasy for me). There's not much else to eat in my house right now, and after all she DID bring it home for me, so i ate three slices. My mom doesn't like leftover pizza, i'm more of a papa gino's girl myself, and my brother doesn't like this kind of pizza either. My dad who has diabetes is on a diet but has little self-control. He will probably eat the pizza if it remains in the fridge. I WANT THIS PIZZA OUT OF MY HOUSE! it would be a shame to throw it away, and there are starving people all over the world, so i want you to take it off my hands.
here are the TERMS of the FREE 5 slices of cheese pizza:
This pizza is from TONIGHT, but will not be hot when received. It's up to you to either eat it cold or re-heat. By agreeing to take this pizza, you also agree to take the box it comes in, and accept all responsibility of anything that may happen to you as a result of eating the pizza. I haven't poisoned it, i'm not sick from eating it, and i don't think it's cursed....but i'm just saying. If it stains your clothes or gets you fired from work..too bad. I'm not guaranteeing a particular time i'll be there with the pizza. It will probably be around 11, though. And of course, since you are receiving this pizza free of charge, I have the right to refuse delivery of pizza for any reason.
This is great for MUNCHIES or POOR COLLEGE STUDENTS. Email me with your address and i'll let you know that i'm coming.
this is in or around delivery within 10 mi. of Brighton, maybe farther