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Originally Posted: 2004-06-03 6:51am

you know what's hard . . . .math

"YOU KNOW WHAT'S HARD? "HARD" IS TRYING TO TALK YOUR GIRLFRIEND INTO HER FOURTH CONSECUTIVE ABORTION!!!"


I think it's people like this that fuck up abortion and birth control statistics. I've been having sex for 9 years. Have sex almost everyday . . .at least 5 times a week, probably 6 avg.. Have never gone more than 1 to 2 weeks(avg. timespan between boyfriends)without having sex since the moment of my deflowering, and have managed to keep this 7-14 day abstinence period limited to app. 3 times. So . . .6(avg.amount of sex per week)x 4(app. weeks in a month)= 20 times per mo. x 12 (months in a year)= 240 (times a year) x 9 years = 2,160 times - (12(avg.abstinence period)x 3(times))= 2,124 times total + 1(time I had two guys at once) = 2,125 times I have been penetrated by a penis in my lifetime. . . and I have not once gotten pregnant. Hmmm . . . now, I have never won anything in my life, aside from a 25 cent pencil in elementary school (which remains the single highlight of my life . . .well other than the time I had two guys at once) Suffice it to say, I am not an unusually lucky gal. Nor am I an infertile wasteland as I have donated my eggs on many occasion (fetching quite the high price I might add) and have on each occasion been quite successfull in causing pregnancy in others.

In conclusion . . .
a) I have long since forgotten my point
b) use the pill or a condom and you too can be mediocre at math.
c) having two guys at once is fun.


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