Originally Posted: 2004-05-13 11:07am
Girls, the butt, weed.... (this is kinda dirty, so...)
Last night I got high and went to take a shower after the gym. Normal night. But then, abnormally, standing up in my bathroom, I masturbated, and right before I came I inexplicably and spontaneously put a condom on the end of my hairbrush and put it in my ass. Not extremely deep, but once it was in there I came so, so hard.
Once my head had cleared, I realized that I was standing alone in my bathroom with a brush in my ass. This struck me as hilariously funny, though I bet I'm not the first person to have done this. Then I pulled it out and started thinking. If you saw me walking down the street, I really doubt you would ever think I would find myself in this situation. Yet there I was, recognizing that (A) maybe for the first time that I should breach the subject of anal sex with my boyfriend, who has always remained passively curious about it (we've never actually done it) and (B) I only feel the desire for anal penetration when I'm high. Yes, I've received the occasional shocker from some dudes, and it was a cool kind of tickling feeling, but this was a different thing altogether.
Any other girls ever experienced anything like this?
(I apologize in advance for anyone who was grossed out by this post.)