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Originally Posted: 2004-05-13 3:16am

Please don't hump my leg

over the past few years of my sexually active life I have discovered and it has been brought to my attention that there are a lot of leg humpers out there. Now I understand that some people really get off on dry humping in general...but it has occurred to me that this leg humping thing is somewhat of an archetypal phenomenon.

It is a bit disturbing to me, however...

There have been many a suave, attractive, intelligent, seemingly intuitive men (and women) with whom I have had the pleasure of being atleast somewhat intimate...people I can't wait to atleast make out with because something about them makes me want to...well...get them in bed or in some other fun place.
ANYWAY...there seems to be a point somewhere in the make out process lose a suddenly doesn't become a mutual process anymore and feeling this open your eyes to find this person, eyes closed, going at in on your leg. WHY? I am a hot girl. I am good in bed. Look at me. Don't hump my leg! It suddenly makes me VERY TURNED OFF. Good intimacy is not about is about the other person. Don't be selfish. I guarantee I can do a lot more with my mouth than you can awkwardly bouncing around on my thigh and hip bone. I guarantee that there is wayyyyyy more fun between those thighs than on them. So don't blow your shot. Don't hump my leg. Just don't.

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